8.28.2006

better than sex cake

the ladies have decided that, considering the nature of the male beast, it will now be called "foreplay cake." although, in the case of some gentlemen, it's "better than second base cake."

sorry, guys.

question: LADIES! are there times when you would rather have the aforementioned cake as opposed to its male substitute? is it worth it to have one of our headaches just to have the cake instead?

film at eleven...

4 comments:

Anonymous said...

I'll headache you!

Unknown said...

No, sex over cake. Always. It would have to be some good frickin' cake, like cake I've never had before, or I'd have to be really damned tired to choose otherwise.

Anonymous said...

Gotta agree with Kim here. I mean, I can imagine sex that is not as good as cake, but that is not sex worth having. For some things, it's just better to wait for the good stuff.

Unknown said...

I figured it out. Post-20+ mile run... cake better than sex. But sleep and rest better than cake. So, sleep and rest WAY better than sex.